Tonteria

Step into the enchanting world of Tonteria, a Mexican-themed nightclub nestled within Sloane Square, London. Conceived in 2012 by the creative minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria emerges as a captivating addition to the city’s nightlife scene, inviting you to embark on a journey of theatrical wonder and cultural immersion.

As you cross the threshold of Tonteria, you step into a realm that mirrors the vibrant tapestry of Mexico itself. This venue offers a multisensory experience, blending visual and gastronomic delights to transport you to a Mexican oasis in London’s heart. La Taqueria, the culinary gem of Tonteria, serves up delectable treats and tempting cocktails. Brace yourself for an immersive spectacle that unfolds every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 pm to 3 am. Tonteria stands out by delivering a theatrical performance that guarantees endless entertainment. Prepare to be mesmerised by parade shows and interior decor that transports you to the lush jungles of Tulum.

As the rhythms pulse and the atmosphere ignites, savour signature creations like the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the exhilarating “tequila slammer.” Indulge in the shared cocktail menu designed for communal enjoyment with your companions. While nestled in your booth, relish frozen margaritas and savour authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu. The in-house DJ sets the stage on fire with live music performances, enticing you to dance the night away.

La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm, offering a seamless transition from an exquisite culinary journey into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria prides itself on its exceptional Tequila collection, boasting a selection that includes rare and sought-after varieties, promising enthusiasts an extraordinary tasting experience.

Tonteria extends its unique charm to celebratory moments, providing personalised show options that elevate your festivities to an unforgettable level.

Elegance and allure define Tonteria’s dress code, beckoning ladies to embrace chic elegance with high heels, while gentlemen are encouraged to opt for smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures effortless entry and an experience that lingers in your memory long after the night draws to a close.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 minimum spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 minimum spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes and no trainers.